I was wondering if I could use Triple-Thick Gloss Glaze Varnish on an exterior surface. I began to type my question into Google, and its helpful predictive software chimed in with a possible end to my question:
“Can I use Triple-Thick Gloss Glaze Varnish on… a dog?”

I laughed about it with my son, and he said he’d had a good one recently. He typed in again, “Help! I’ve accidentally…” and his choices included:
- …died
- …joined the Italian mafia
- …restarted the USSR
- …joined a peanut-worshiping cult.
Oh, those wacky algorithms.