Adventures in Autocorrect

I was wondering if I could use Triple-Thick Gloss Glaze Varnish on an exterior surface. I began to type my question into Google, and its helpful predictive software chimed in with a possible end to my question:

“Can I use Triple-Thick Gloss Glaze Varnish on… a dog?”

I laughed about it with my son, and he said he’d had a good one recently. He typed in again, “Help! I’ve accidentally…” and his choices included:

  • …died
  • …joined the Italian mafia
  • …restarted the USSR
  • …joined a peanut-worshiping cult.

Oh, those wacky algorithms.

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