I was driving my rental car in Homer, Alaska, and suddenly came upon the Tardis. It was standing on the side of the road, by the edge of a strip of woods. I’ve never heard of Homer as a hotbed of space alien activity, and there wasn’t a Dalek or a Cyberman in sight. But you never know. Maybe the sea otters were facing an extraterrestrial threat.
Naturally, I pulled over to investigate, but the Tardis was locked, and I didn’t have a key. There went my dreams of being The Doctor’s next Companion.